Jerry Announces Bid for President!
March 28, 2008
I have formally announced that I am running for President of the United States.
I just made the world-premiere announcement on ComputerAmerica Radio, America’s longest-running nationally syndicated talk show about computers, hosted by Craig Crossman and Carey Holzman, who gives the lead interview.
I will outline my positions in upcoming spots that we’ll run on Its JerryTime! and throughout cyberspace. Basically, if you are dissatisfied with the current crop of candidates for President, then cast your vote for Jerry for President in the November elections. Why not?
PS: I’m looking for ideas. Please write in on how we can handle our problems in this country so we all have less aggravation. If your plans are imaginitive enough, I might be able to work them into our future campaign.
March 30, 2008 at 30:38 pm
I’ve always thought it might be cool to be president, I’d have keggers on the White House lawn, fly my buddies around in Air Force One and just in general invite people to drop by and party (except for that dude who ralphed in the fish tank last time, sheesh)
But there’s probably a lot of work a president has to do, too. So can I be vice president? I promise not to shoot anyone in the face.
April 9, 2008 at 09:15 am
I’ll vote vote Jerry but only if he captures that 20 foot expanse between Canada and the U.S and makes that a country. And i want a 10×90 foot plot above Washington state.
Cheers!
April 18, 2008 at 18:14 am
As far as the crime problem. . . why not just divide the country into 2 parts, the nice part will be where the people who don’t commit crimes lives and the other part is where people who commit crimes live. That way, they can just steal and murder each other and the nice people could be nice and helpful to each other. Anyone committing a crime in the nice part will be sent to the criminal part and can never come back. ???
April 18, 2008 at 18:52 pm
I’ll work on it Aaron. Jerry