It was a plane trip to remember.
In March, I flew from Fort Lauderdale to Providence with three stops in between. (Hey, it was the cheapest flight I could find!) The last leg of the trip reminded me very much of Nightmare at 20,000 Feet. I was half-expecting to see a gremlin on the wing of the plane
Here’s more notes:
-I saw a elderly woman in a wheelchair getting frisked by Homeland Security.
-After singing, the steward made a crack about pouring lemonade in our oxygen masks.
– I later realized that the priest came out of the bathroom, not the cockpit.
-After all the airline flights, I paid $220 for parking at Providence Airport.
-While in bed at home, it occurred to me that I might not really be alive after all.